mintypaper said: Suddenly: Goregeous man walks by and scratches behind your ear.

bilboshagginses asked: Now I finally have the answer. Ass-butts. I should've known!

im genuinely happy for you finding the answers you have been looking for all this time.

may you live in booty happiness 

mldmnnrdrprtr said: Oh. My. Sweet. Baby. Jesus. How could ANYONE, regardless of gender identity, not want to kiss that?

probably because when i lean in real close, and its all hot and the air is heavy and you can hear both hearts beating really fast

and i open my lips just slightly 

and i start talking about fictional characters and why my otps are the best ships and how much i love frozen yogurt and let me tell you about my cosplays and is one of us a firebender cuz baby things are heating up and then laugh at my funny joke and then talk about blogs and gay stuff for the rest of the night

THAT IS 5 KISSES FOR YOU, LADY.

come n get em, solo

Anonymous asked: I'd kiss you :D

….wat. you go out to tan.

i’ve got a pool, a pool deck, several bikinis, and live in Southern California. As soon as that calander hits May my butt goes outside to get as much bronzing sunlight as im going to get for the rest of the year before i fade back into a delicate white cherry blossom petal 

*smooshes your face* ah you gotta stop being so adorable!

i 

can’t

YAYYYY EXCITED FOR GROUP

/sits and screams for two and a half weeks straight/

(btw guys this guy is Clark and he’s going to be the male Black Widow for my Avengers group and we are all very excited so lets all treat him nicely UwU)

Wheres the bottom half of the costume?

i work out

richarmeleon said: You got new followers because normalgirl othergirl Tumblr account used you as the icon.

wait what who icon for where now 

but that cosplay was a j o k e guyzzldkhgkwd

*slooow eyebrow raise* … jungle cat Fwips?

i can explain