OH YEAH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS

so while i was at the cake shop today i was just sitting there eating my cheesecake and then these two guys walk in and they were both super hot but one of them was OH HEY MY TYPE TALL, SHORT SPIKEY HAIR, LIGHT EYES AND BEST OF ALL

MUSCLES

so of course i instantly set my fork down cuz like hell im going to stuff my face with cake while hotties are in da clubz and stealthy kept my eye on him like oo boy notice me sempai c’mon and we made eye contact once but then the more i kept my eye on him

the more i noticed

subtle brushing of an arm against his male companion. asking each other what kind of cake they wanted and the smiles and the oh ok

the hotties were gay.

so of course i switched into wow that is one hot ass couple right there wowowowow thakn u yaoi jesus for pairing up a couple like that if i cant have them then at least they have each other cuz damn

and thats my story about the muscly hotties in the cake shop