xosugarstars asked: teach me to be anime, cause you're so fucking kawaii. i luv joo

How to be Anime:

  1. be kawaii as humanly possible
  2. eat nothing but pocky and onigiri
  3. benkyou your Nihongo demo sukoshi dake, being fluent is baka
  4. make sure your eyes are as sugoi as they can be
  5. cherry blossoms and sparkling bubbles 24/7
  6. do u like yaoi oh gomen that wasnt a question u now like yaoi
  7. A.B.L.4.S - Always B Late 4 School. a good anime will always need to run to their Gakkou in their sailor fuku with a piece of bread held in their mouths even if both their hands are free
  8. have a crush on a honto kawaii shounen or shoujo. they might be kawaii, but they’ll soon realize that ur also really kawaii. the sparkling bubbles and cherry blossoms mentioned in #5 will be a dead give away
  9. unfortunately being an anime means at least one or both of your parents aren’t in the picture anymore. gomen that’s just how it is in anime, dont worry it’ll make ur story more meaningful later on
  10. Dig down deep and pull out your natural kawaii. u kno u got it let it shine and minnasan will feel ur kokoro’s kimochis itsumo