the whipcream parlor

……i have no idea what you just said fuck Im not in Homestuck fandom oh crap well okay here I go anyway

It made sense that Gamzee -the Clown Elf of Homestuck- made the best tasting pies and pastries. He, unlike his good friend Kanaya -who was like the lesbian Elf or something- was not a gourmet chef and therefor didn’t specialize in savory dishes like she did. Oh how the other elves loved their cooking and would come from all over the alternate realities probably and time streams maybe to taste their amazing cooking. Gamzee was fond of putting like that awful soda Faygo in his sweets i guess because thats what people know him for and Kanaya loved to… to uuuh… tie.. her… long hair..? No her short hair okay Kanaya loved to use her Elf magic and create really swell dishes. They were really a nice matespiritship alright! Homestuck!!