A ‘small’ zucchini fries

A ‘small’ zucchini fries

Goddamn

Goddamn

Soaking up some rays

Soaking up some rays

willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

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Tags: AX2014

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

koxix:

where is the warning that says “this is irreversible”

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You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.

We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”

I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”

He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.

"

— Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals  (x)

"People get mad when you treat them how they treat you."

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dukeofnachos:

kurosaki224:

happyhaunter:

steve and bucky are startled by a levitating knife

It’s been ten minutes why am I still laughing

"the future is so scary"

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Anonymous asked: you kind of remind me of the girl beth on the walking dead omg. you're super pretty! :')

skdfjhgksg idoint see it! but we do have small boobs thats kinda cool

Anonymous asked: I think you're really pretty, so that pretty doesn't quite cut it. Enchanting, maybe? Enthralling is better, mesmerizing. bewitching, alluring. Breath taking, you wicked witch. <3 I hope you have a good night, lovely.

/DRUNKLY SWOONS

ill b the easiest fucing person to spot at AX i promise i’llb using my real hair for almost everythign im cosplaying and i’ll look like a fucking BITCH but iwont actually b a bitch cuz thats just my face so its ok

Aah I wanna meet you (to at least get a hug) but I’ll be busy AAing. ;A;

if i can get my mitts ona pass i’ll go by the AA!!!!!! IF NOT then after exhibithall hours i’ll post my location or w/eand  ppl can meetup and say hi! i wanna meet lots of ppl!!

UR GONNA GET SO MANY HUGS GURL DONT LEMME GET TOO CLOSE ILL BRAID YO FUCKIN HAIR AND PAINT UR NAILS 2 ITS GONNA GET REAL HOMO UP IN HURR

WE’REGONNA BE IN THE SAME ROOM UR GONNA GET /VERY CLSOE/ IM GONNA PISS IN EXCITEMENT I WANNADO ALL THOSE THINGS MY HAIR WILL BE VERYA LONG ANDREADY TO BRAID